Padma Lakshmi may be the cleverest woman on the planet. Forget all the success she’s found being a good looking TV chef. She managed to get two mega rich dudes fighting over who her baby daddy is. First, she... READ MORE

Carmen Electra looks pretty damn good. I guess she knows it. It might have something to do with the fact she’s banging the kid from the British boy group, The Wanted. This whole new thing with famous women nailing... READ MORE

Sometimes a woman’s ass is so fine, you just want to do something stupid. Like write her a poem or tell her you have a real job or ask her to marry you. The poetry and the lying stuff... READ MORE

Where do women learn to pose like this? I can barely manufacture a basic smile for a photograph. I feel awkward and always end up looking like a jackass in a Kinko’s sample brochure. Are these chicks going to... READ MORE

I’m starting to dig this Joanna Krupa girl. Even though she married a swarthy man in South Florida who describes himself as a ‘nightclub investor’. You can’t let a dangerous mob husband get in the way of a hot... READ MORE

Kris Jenner felt compelled to pose in a bikini after seeing her seventeen year old daughter receive so much attention for her own bikini shots the other day on Twitter. The Harpie couldn’t spend seven insanely jealous hours producing... READ MORE

When the world is crashing around you, the best thing you can do is be too dimwitted to notice. It’s not always a choice, not a choice really at all, but it is a blessing. Kendall Jenner might just... READ MORE

In my next life, I’m coming back as a redheaded model with big tits. That or a star NFL quarterback. The allure of sports fame is pretty powerful, but you’d still have to live knowing that the redheaded model... READ MORE

I don’t know why more women don’t show off their bare boobs. What’s the worst that could happen? You hear a few catty comments from other women. Maybe the church defrocks you. But, you get so much in return.... READ MORE

If you start getting into the deeper meaning of Miley Cyrus music, you could really get lost in the convoluted allegories and complex subtext. Like, in her last music video, Can’t Stop, Miley couldn’t stop partying with subjugated minorities.... READ MORE