Now, we’re easing into the home vacation. A little drinky poo and Rihanna’s in a tight bikini with her ass in the air signaling boats to come visit her island nation home. Sometimes, you need the warm waters of... READ MORE

Audrina Patridge looks kind of glum. Like she just discovered the little piggies really were just her toes. I thought we all agreed not to let her see the news or science programs. It’s okay, sweetie, go back to... READ MORE

When Brazilian girls come of age (I think that’s about nine depending on your state) the family of the good looking ones pack her a bean cake and four Brazilian coins and put her on the next ship to... READ MORE

I guess you can go home again. That Brazilian chick who auctioned off her virginity last year for $780K to a horny Japanese business man is selling it again. Catarina Migliorini claims that original deal was never consummated and... READ MORE

I’ll have to wait for the official pricing card to be updated, but it looks like Victoria Silvstedt got some touch up work done on her golden geese. Victoria releases her new editions with far less fanfare than an... READ MORE

This really is a Pretty Woman type fairytale. Tati Neves has been squatting on a lot of broke dicks, just waiting for the magical tool to lift her out of Brazilian sex worker obscurity. Along comes angry little lesbian... READ MORE

I don’t know jack about women’s fashion. But I’m going to say this dress Nina Agdal is wearing is the hit of the season. I don’t need a chubby Kelly Osbourne telling me what works or doesn’t work. I’d... READ MORE

In the days after she posted a video of a sleeping Justin Bieber to YouTube, and once people on the internet quickly discovered who she is, model and possible escort Tati Neves quickly made a TV appearance to explain... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa and her shady husband built a front yard swimming pool to allow photographers simple street access to shooting the Polish former escort (oh, fuck, I mean, alleged former escort, naturally, you weren’t there when money changed hands,... READ MORE

Here’s why this world is so fucking wonderful. Even good looking women need to figure out ways to get noticed if they want to be famous. Having a slamming bikini body and bit tits and long hair and designer... READ MORE