I’m pretty sure every woman has a sex tape or naked photos of themselves floating around the Internet somewhere. If my mom called and told me we had to talk, I’d slam the phone down before she could cry... READ MORE

There’s nothing Miley Cyrus will not do to get you to listen to her music. She’s like that kid in high school who wouldn’t stop passing out flyers and homemade samples for his band. Only, imagine that dude topless... READ MORE

I’m not sure why Scarlett Johansson is so blurry, maybe she’s sad. This movie Under the Skin will likely be as boring as the rest of Scotland, no offense to Scotland, naturally. There are worse things than boring. Look... READ MORE

Looks like Victoria Silvstedt finally got her commercial vending license to legally trade on the beach in Miami. Victoria finds rich men on the beach like a senior with a metal detector finds lost crappy time pieces. She has... READ MORE

Everybody goes crazy when a white girl shows up on the beach with a nice ass. It’s similar to how they celebrate the one dude from Mexico who competes in the Winter Olympics or how everyone gasps when an... READ MORE

Nobody’s managed to more successfully mix the themes of cheap processed meat and the chances of having sex with a hot woman so well as Carl’s Jr.. Carl Karcher was a pretty conservative Orange Country guy, Bircher, didn’t like... READ MORE

I try to keep my nose out of groups of people throwing rocks at police in riot gear in foreign lands, not until they start killing the good looking women. Then it’s time to standup and say something. All... READ MORE

Because she’ll always be a teenage girl at heart, Kris Jenner posted a Flipagram of her favorite pictures to her Instagram yesterday, and if you’re not sure what a Flipagram is, it’s basically an automatic slideshow with music that... READ MORE

Extra host Maria Menounos has been enjoying a little quality vacation time down in Los Cabos, and it certainly looks like she’s benefiting from the rest and relaxation. Just look at how she smiles as she realizes that she’s... READ MORE

Guess what, bub. Life isn’t fair. 2013, the year before, the coming year, makes no difference. Sean Penn gets to bang Scarlett Johansson, now Charlize Theron. Next he’ll travel back to the 70’s and nail pre-ass cancer Farrah and... READ MORE