You can only sleep with so many soccer players before FIFA is going to ask you to leave the host country. It’s some kind of rule to prevent international skirmishes from breaking out at the World Cup. Brazilian ass... READ MORE

Who really knows who’s railing who? Just the two people involved and maybe the best friend selling the rumors to the gossip rags. Beyonce is reportedly crushed by rumors of Jay-Z banging other women, you know, that unexpected thing... READ MORE

When I heard Kendall Jenner was going to be in Interview magazine, my first thought was, I hope instead of trying to speak she just takes her top off. Does that make me part of the rape culture? Probably... READ MORE

Emma Roberts and her fiance who now refers to himself sheepishly only as Reek, were spotted in Maui in loosely matching bikini tops. Emma is not what you call a busty gal, but when you combine her cute looks... READ MORE

I guess Scout Willis is fed up with Instagram snatching away her accounts for showing off her titties, so she’s showing off her titties on Twitter. It all makes sense if you’ve got lots of free time and you... READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford is a Midwestern model looking for opportunities in Los Angeles. Before packing up and moving to Hollywood, she drew a line in the sand. No topless or nude modeling under any circumstances. I know because she wrote... READ MORE

In what will be thoughtlessly lauded as a brave and precedent setting move, the comic book villainlooking new NBA commissioner gave Donald Sterling the Pete Rose styled lifetime ban from the NBA, fined him a shit ton of cash, and... READ MORE

In the 1950’s this bit of exhibitionism could’ve served as a controversial defense in a rape trial. We’ve come so far in the past several decades such that a woman can enter a public space mostly naked, point her... READ MORE

I thought rollerblading ended a decade ago when a tank topped guy in wraparound sunglasses caught his reflection in his sports bottle and cried with a sudden gift of self-awareness. Regardless, girls on skates will continue to provide boners... READ MORE

I feel bad now for making fun of Kourtney Kardashian, seeing as it is her 35th birthday. That’s a special time in a Kardashian girl’s life when she takes her bastard children and whatever mope she’s letting knock her... READ MORE