The forces of the state do all sorts of tyrannical fascist crap that warrants a good compact car burning or tossing earth’s last remaining metal trash can through a McDonald’s window. But sometimes they do nothing wrong. In these... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian was not paid for her Charlie McCarthy like like full frontal cover shoot for Paper Magazine since Paper Magazine is not a legitimate magazine and does not have the money to pay their cover models. Hence their... READ MORE

Why not show a man exactly what kind of woman he can never be. On his birthday no less. While Bruce Jenner toils away with the nails and the hair and the rouge and the squeezing his junk tight... READ MORE

The AIDS research group amfAR delivers the A-list celebrities for their balls around the world like no other charitable cause. You might last a short stint in the business as a Holocaust denier, but you hesitate to support The... READ MORE

When you’re sixteen and your Catholic school girls gym teacher is banging you multiple times a week on school grounds, you’ve got to start believing in Jesus. Megan Mahoney, who sounds like every single girl who ever went to... READ MORE

Fuck if I didn’t just praise Miley Cyrus. Why remind the world that god forsook you with little soy eating boy mammaries? Nobody escapes the dry wit of genetics. Photo Credit: MTRX/AKM-GSI ** Be sure to check out Lex... READ MORE

These international models slash fitness instructors slash dating nightclub owners with unnervingly bushy eyebrows girls are like walking works of art. Just look at this chick. What can’t plastic surgery, lax customs laws, and six hours a day in... READ MORE

Gabrielle Union says she’s calling the FBI over her leaked nude photos. She insists they were private keepsakes meant for just her and Dwyane Wade and maybe Dwayne Wade’s ex-wife if he chose to show them to her to... READ MORE

This chick is really starting to grow on me. Even her Grandpa Munster eyebrows that once repulsed me are now starting to look like solid points of focus when trying to last longer. I don’t know if it’s because... READ MORE

Who is Sharni Vinson? Do you care or are you already staring at her tits? Don’t lie. This is your safe space. Vinson is a rexic Aussie actress who you might have seen in those StepUp dance movies if... READ MORE