Patricia Arquette used her Oscar acceptance speech to address the issue of unequal pay for women. The macro stats do reveal that women earn slightly less than men on average. They also show women take more sick days and... READ MORE

Britney Spears looks good. I don’t know how much is Photoshop and how much is real Cajun seasoning. If you’re asking these kinds of questions when stroking one out you’re probably gay. Also, lonely. If you’re thinking about buying... READ MORE

I don’t ask a lot from my sex movies. I do politely request that the chicks have bigger tits than the dudes, but I’m not a child who believes all pornography was shot just for him. It’s about Melanie... READ MORE

Will I be forced to give Kim Kardashian credit for appearing creviced and pucker skinned naked in Love Magazine? Fuck, she’s not even wearing eyebrows. This is like POV German porn. Did they take her tits and put them... READ MORE

Thanks to the several of you who sent me this video. Receiving porn from other men is less disturbing than in the days of used VHS tapes. Having now witnessed the full thirty minutes of this college student flashing... READ MORE

I’m not coming to bury Miley Cyrus. I’m coming to praise her. Not her twink body and the excessive tats or how she used black magic to make Maxim designate her the best looking woman in the universe and slit... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow has been making the rounds on talk shows doing her “I’m just one of the guys” shtick where she pretends she could easily be your weekend hang out buddy. She told Howard Stern that wives should give... READ MORE

The post-massacre edition of Charlie Hebdo came out today. It’s Muhammad again being all ironic. Some small number of Western media sources are daring to show the cover and getting lit up on Islamic militant chat boards. Most are... READ MORE

The Hands Up and Can’t Breathe protests have left guilty white people feeling hapless. How to stand with the righteous when it was your people who slaughtered the innocents. You could Twitter tales of lenient treatment received from the... READ MORE

Sometimes it’s enough just to be a celebrity kid with the confidence to hang your wang around a 40-something German supermodel. I don’t like to be naked in front of anybody. It makes me feel like I’m at the... READ MORE