Rumer Willis claims Vanity Fair Photoshopped her jaw to several evolution iterations past Cro-Magnon. Willis posted the previously unseen photo to Instagram then asked everybody to please remove it from their accounts. Somebody got into mom's Whip-Its. READ MORE

The Met Gala is New York's version of the Oscars, only you don't have to have a job to attend, just a really expensive dress. Until fully audited, consider it a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum which needs to... READ MORE

If you want to piss off the logical side of your brain, read the drivel that major sports outlets publish these days on women’s sports. It’s opinion wrapped in omitted facts supported entirely by a desire to be politically correct.... READ MORE

Alexis Jones who makes her living speaking to athletes about treating women respectfully claims Lakers players Nick Young and Jordan Clarkson came to a stop in their car next to her and her mother and made vulgar, sexually suggestive gestures. That’s... READ MORE

Celebrities not Tom Cruise don’t usually sue the tabloids simply because it’s a pain in the ass and they don’t need whatever winnings are to be had at the end of the multi-year process. If you’ve ever stood in... READ MORE

If chain smoking and denouncing your physical beauty doesn’t buy you the loathing of your parents you’re still seeking at twenty-five, there’s always the conveniently unattractive French dyke girlfriend. Classic go-to. Stewart and the French singer Soko have been... READ MORE

Jessica Alba’s Honest Company which sells environmentally and body sound products according to their pamphlets took another hit on that honest bit when the Wall Street Journal asserted that the company used the ingredient SLS in their laundry detergents.... READ MORE

Selena Gomez looks like she got drunk with her middle school friends and stole her mom’s clothes for dress up. If her mom worked the hustle in Topeka. I pictured what her tits look like then instinctively reported myself... READ MORE

After a two week break to join Scientology, then quit, then be run off the road by Scientology monitors, Matt and I returned to the troll infested quarters to record another podcast. So much shit went on in the... READ MORE

Kim Kardasian’s social media writers posting as Kim Kardashian took on the great names in Twitter battles like Piers Morgan, Bette Midler, and Chloe Moretz who had criticized Kardashian for posting a censored nude photo of herself on Twitter the... READ MORE