"At the 2:00pm recess, Katy and four other students were in an ‘off-limits’ area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit. Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (‘pelvic thrusts’) to the tree." READ MORE

Today we remember Anna Faris, because there's no way her poor heart is going to be able to weather the news of her ex Chris Pratt getting engaged to some random mangled whore. Well actually the woman Pratt is... READ MORE

Don’t, for a second, believe that just because Ariel Winter lost weight that all is right in the world again. R. Kelly is still at large and Michael Jackson is channeling his displeasure from the afterlife after finding out... READ MORE

The quality of human being Kim Kardashian is happens to be about as generic as those computer generated comments coming from fake follower Instagram accounts. She’s more fraudulent than her stepfather’s current gender status as female. The only things... READ MORE

  If you can picture actual trash – not like a person, but like the contents of an actual public trash can including hot half-eaten food, dog poop in plastic bags, throw up, and plastic bottles because people are animals  –... READ MORE

This is a reminder of women sticking together— and not letting a man take ownership of a great song/ moment… And if anything the message of this song remains that although you may have had my body, you will... READ MORE

Who IS she. We know that she has awesome tits and that, thanks to some weird Insta filter, she's between twenty and a hundred years in age. If you reverse Google search or happen to follow this celeb on social... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Minute is tempted by Ms. Eve! READ MORE

  Those of you with a foot fetish are in luck today, because we’ve got more foot than you can Michelin Man-handle. For this very special edition of Guess That Celebrity, we’re checking out a cute manicure posted by... READ MORE

America needs to have a conversation about mental illness because celebrities are making it trendy and influencing the kids. Every sicko that gets paid for people to look at them feels like they’re special. Hailey Baldwin is obviously touched... READ MORE