Have any of you seen the Dark British Web series on Netflix called Age Gap Love? It’s about old people fucking young people. Uh oh. Macaulay Culkin is standing right behind me isn’t he. Yikes. Like Culkin after spending the night... READ MORE

Pete Davidson is everyone’s go-to guy when you want to be let down. Having a great day? Just remembering that he even exists is enough to send that great day you were having straight to the dumps. And then... READ MORE

I always wondered what Lisa’s turtle looked like when it wasn’t stuffed in a pair of pants that were probably tailored by Memphis Design. But not anymore. She ended up with the short stick later on in life. Her... READ MORE

I take Piers Morgan about as serious as someone who says that they can make a grilled cheese sandwich in a microwave. Sophie Turner apparently feels the same way after labeling him a twat. But I’m slightly conflicted here... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast explores Dakota's North and South! READ MORE

Conspiracy theory time. What if AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne was meta, and her new self-directed music video for Fuck Me Firetruck was a commentary on the stage four delusion experienced by the whore-des of D-list plastic surgery... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has changed her financial situation more times than New York City has changed the definition of gender. If a gender fluid person is able to identify as both a man and woman at the same time, even... READ MORE

  This video is an addendum to last week’s rapist-empowered Xtina post, because it really exemplifies just how delusional we can be towards a musician if we think his songs are damn bops. R. Kelly has been a know sexual... READ MORE

Some celebrities do actually own a heart.  Britney Spears’ father falling ill is the best thing that’s ever happened to Vegas. Not the best for Britney, though. Spears has been canceled until further notice. Why does it take someone... READ MORE

Bygones are no longer bygones. MeToo has turned into one big angry bitch with an affinity for bringing up old offenses to argue her point. I’m still willing to point out that are more important things to ponder over... READ MORE