Mel B has enlisted the help of a super hoover semen stain remover to clean up the murder scene in her vagina. Any day is a good day when a woman can remove the caution tape from her clitoris.... READ MORE

  The contestants or housemates or what the actual hell ever for Celebrity Big Brother 2 were announced a couple days ago, but I’m just now thoroughly combing over the list, and man, is this the Noah’s Arc of... READ MORE

"Living in a body free of breast implants, fillers, botox, exstensions and all the bullshit I thought I needed in order to keep up with what society conditioned me to believe what a sexy woman should look like until... READ MORE

“The enemy of my enemy is someone I would like to start a sexual relationship with” – Rob Kardashian. Rob has a learning disorder. He can’t remember to leave women with stripper names alone. He’s going to be tipping... READ MORE

  Kristen Stewart’s #10yearchallenge would just be a picture of a hot chick next to a picture of a used tampon left to fester in a parking lot, and do I stan. Yes I fucking stan. Lesbianism hit Steward like... READ MORE

I don’t get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. *Picture taken at some point prior to today pic.twitter.com/f5XUye3Hot — Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 16, 2019   If you happen to run in mentally handicapped social... READ MORE

Sometimes I wish vegans were forced to follow the same rules as your average superhero and not disclose their identity everywhere they go. But superheroes don’t exist and neither does a vegan who doesn’t jump at every opportunity to... READ MORE

"Apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is probably still A and probably always will be has multiple voodoo dolls in her home representing her ex. She also forbids her children from speaking of her ex anywhere... READ MORE

It’s always important to remember to wear two condoms when penetrating a woman who has Marilyn Monroe posters in her home. Any woman that idolizes Marilyn isn’t exactly the best kind of women to accidentally have kids with. Monroe... READ MORE

  Body shaming is just a fancy term for bullying, and if you’ll recall, people bully because they’re dead on the inside. Remember how the bullies in elementary school always had the unexplained bruises and moms who smoked cigarettes... READ MORE