This week's Mr. Skin Minute wants Seren-titties now! READ MORE

  Seeing fifty-year-old testicle sac head Celine Dion really got me thinking about this crazy thing we call life, and about at exactly what point our bodies implode on themselves. My coworkers and I truly think that Dion lied... READ MORE

I’m going to be honest here. When I first heard the name Bebe Rexha, I thought it was an advanced form of Ebola or some other kind of contagion. Then after looking a little deeper, it turns out Bebe... READ MORE

Alexis' tits are bleak reminders of the dozens of painful and increasingly unsightly touchups she'll receive from morally-challenged plastic surgeons over the course of her diminishingly successful career. READ MORE

With the way MeToo has empowered groupies and other opportunists, I’m genuinely surprised that Chris Brown wasn’t targeted sooner. Just yelling anything that sounds like the word “rape” around him would stick like fingers to a keyboard after watching... READ MORE

I’m starting to resent my parents for raising me to be a decent human being. If I had only predicted that professionally playing video games would eventually be a possibility, I would have stayed on the path of getting... READ MORE

  Yesterday we checked out fifty-year-old testicle head Celine Dion, so in defense of women in their fifties, today we’re going to check out someone who doesn’t like she survived the Dust Bowl. Regardless of what the fake media... READ MORE

"None of my children have done fillers or Botox or put anything foreign in their bodies. They know better after seeing what I went through." READ MORE

Question. Have you guys walked your Tomi Lahren today? I’m not sure what’s more unsettling, rappers commenting on serious issues or professional commentators taking rappers seriously. All news outlets lost credibility the moment the wacky opinions of Joe Schmoe... READ MORE

  This is a serious Would You Hit It that asks you weigh the importance of $1000. Not an insignificant amount of cash. But is it worth the hassle of wrangling a water buffalo in fishnets? Now we have a... READ MORE