Career scumbag and professional lowlife Lindsay Lohan would like to adhere to the current low quality trend that she has going on at the moment. She needs a lover that would let her down at every opportunity. And what... READ MORE

"This is how he does it now. Only 747s." READ MORE

In this new episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast, we take a look at future nudity with the Funbag Forecast which includes upcoming nudity from Mia Goth, Juliette Binoche, Alexandria Daddario and more. READ MORE

"I thought, ‘You fucking guys are so lucky I’m not actually gay and terrified of coming out.’ That’s something that kills people. That’s how sensitive it is. Do you like the songs? Do you like me? Who cares if... READ MORE

I can only imagine the outrage if men wanted to make themselves more attractive to women by slathering their face with discarded underaged clitoris. Chris Hansen, with a full police force in tow, would show up to shut the... READ MORE

  As the executive producers of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes, the Jenndashian brothel mates have a huge amount of control over what content from their lives actually spills out onto our TVs. Keep this in mind when ingesting... READ MORE

Frankie Muniz may have fallen out of the spotlight, but he hasn’t fallen out of love. He’s getting married. Her name is Paige Price. She favors Taylor Swift in the face with a few tweaked details. Like a sturdy... READ MORE

Blac Chyna looks like Sammy Sosa with syphilis, so naturally, any time her name is brought up people tend to find it upsetting. This time it’s for selling skin whitening cream. As if the blonde wig wasn’t bad enough,... READ MORE

  Is Caucasian considered a racist word yet? I need to get my PC no-no vocab hashed out so I don’t sound insensitive or out of touch on here. Wouldn’t want that. Old lady Ellen Pompous is calling out Hollywood, as... READ MORE

"Kim Kardashian ruined Kanye West and won’t be done with him until she’s sucked the last drop of blood. We won’t be getting the old Kanye back ever. He is completely ruined." READ MORE