This weekend ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davison posted something suicide-y that was just an average Tuesday for a suicidal Slenderman-worshiping tween Tumblr girl, but because he's Pete Davidson - known national treasure -... READ MORE

I thought it would be impossible for Jennifer Lopez to own a dress larger than her ass or ego, but I was obviously wrong. You would assume the same woman that grew up in an area where the stores... READ MORE

I never knew my biological urge to procreate was so… problematic. Ever since the dawn of civilized society, owning a penis meant having patience, getting loads of practice, and being persistent if you wanted to get laid. You just... READ MORE

Big Little Lies was an alright show to watch for those nights that you felt like you “can’t even” but then Witherspoon, Woodley, and Kidman convinced you that you like “totes can.” Content whore Andy Cohen has a knack... READ MORE

  Walking and wheezing carton of unfiltered Parliament cigarettes* Lindsay Lohan stars in an upcoming MTV reality series based on her life of getting railed by sex traffickers on yachts, called Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. (It’s actually about the... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Dec 13, 2018 at 2:17pm PST   Well it’s a Jenndashian day. Kanye West has already probably Silence Of The Lambs-ed Kim Kardashian after once... READ MORE

  After Kanye West eventually kills himself after Silencing Of The Lambs-ing his entire family, people better not have the audacity to act surprised. The man is obviously going through a complete psychological meltdown, but we’re still giving his statements... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Minute is focused on the year's breast and bright-tits! READ MORE

Bullying is a lost form of art. Contrary to popular belief, it has many benefits. Having trouble losing weight? Always being addressed as “lard ass” at social gatherings would have been enough to make Ashley Graham try the Atkins... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   TFW you feel it so hard that you take it from stories to feed A post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on Nov 24, 2018 at 1:23pm PST   I’m so damn... READ MORE