This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast is wishing you a Happy Nude Year! Have a very happy New Year with Mr. Skin as he does the only countdown that matters: counting down the top 10 Nude Year’s babes. Countdown to... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   I have felt like I have food poisoning for 5 months but yesterday My body gave me the gift of pooping. The kind you want to take a picture of and send... READ MORE

And it’s a match made in Hollywood’s anus. It looks like the stars have finally aligned for two people that always make you go “hmm… tell me why you’re famous again.” Rita Ora and Andrew Garfield are going steady.... READ MORE

Can't wait to hear Sarah Silverman's song and dance defending Louis C.K.'s anti-Parkland shooting survivor tirade. Or his inevitable Netflix special, Louis C.K: Guns Blazin'! READ MORE

Wonderful mother, amazing caregiver, wholesome role model. All terms that have never shared the same sentence with Farrah Abraham. Her daughter is probably lucky if her mother remembers to bring her something back from White Castles after another night... READ MORE

I don’t think anyone believes in letting the dead rest anymore. Paul Walker was barbecued alive in a Porsche. A horrible way to go if he is either guilty or innocent of dating 16-year-olds. I’m not sure what society... READ MORE

Lamar Odom is another one of life’s mysteries, like why is summer sausage mostly eaten in the winter? Would Bill Cosby run into copyright issues if he decided to use the same intro music from his eponymous sitcom for... READ MORE

Do you remember when social justice Jesus said “May He/She/Xir that is without homophobia, transphobia, affinities for suicide-shaming, and other select newly minted sins, compose the first shady tweet.” And Chrissy Teigen took that as her cue to go... READ MORE

It’s absolutely tragic news that a woman in mascara was allegedly beaten by a man, also in mascara, so bad that Revlon didn’t have any matching eye shadow hues available from their “my husband hits me” line to cover... READ MORE

Why do I stan? Because even a formerly hot woman getting with a guy who looks like Criss Angel's skin tag means that there's hope for the rest of us. Sure we're ugly as fuck. But look at this douchebag. READ MORE