Chris Brown is the gluten-free version of Michael Jackson. MJ legacy lite has just gotten himself into some hot water with the law once again. Fortunately, officials reassured everyone that no women were harmed in the making of more... READ MORE

  Bill Hader never struck me as someone who didn’t suck, and case in point, in a new interview with Variety, he sucks. Hard. A lot of people think that the forty-year-old Hader was funny as Stefon on Saturday Night... READ MORE

Of all the excuses available to use when you’re caught with your pants down, Allison Mack chose “well if Scientology does it, it must be okay.” Mack better hope Xenu answers prayers. Because blackmail is still against the law.... READ MORE

  This statement might cost me my pussy hat privileges, but I generally don’t think women with short hair are sexy or that they have anything to offer this world in general. Ya know? Obviously this excludes chemo patients. And... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian wants to give you a reason to pick up the Fleshlight for the third time this afternoon and open up a spank bank account in her name. Just when you thought you could leave the degeneracy in... READ MORE

Something called Daisy Diamond was the most viewed title of 2018, with Emmy Rossum's Shameless coming in at number four. Let's see here. One user supposedly watched Mr. Skin clips continuously for 749 hours, which means he probably just died... READ MORE

  Hollywood is an amoral soulless power-obsessed opportunistic horny wasteland of shittery, and it has been since the beginning of time. We all remember the story about how the first Native American to settle what would become Los Angeles... READ MORE

Being a guy is not as easy as it looks. Sure, I don’t have to use my core strength hovering over public toilets to pee like some kind Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ninja. But that doesn’t mean everything is... READ MORE

Cosby is slightly over what I assume is the average life expectancy, so it’s only fair to assume that he’s lost his mind a long time ago.   Bill believes he’s the jailhouse Jesus. And the women that he baptized... READ MORE

Happy New Year from Mr. Skin! Mr. Skin is going help you start the year fresh with sexcess by giving you this exclusive lifetime membership for only $99. That’s a great low price for 2019. This deal also includes a free... READ MORE