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Ariel Winter’s New Waistline Isn’t From Hard Drugs

January 8, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

According to Ariel Winter, her weight loss is credited to hard work. As in it must have been hard working up the courage to finally call a surgeon. Post a few pictures working out, claim that you’re spending the... READ MORE

R. Kelly Accused Of More Underaged Inappropriateness

January 8, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Who didn’t R. Kelly have sex with? This man has probably nailed everything not nailed down. No matter how old it was. Would you believe it? Allegedly, there’s even more untold tales of R. Kelly and the underaged. Everyone... READ MORE

People Actually Thought Kendall Jenner Used Proactive

January 8, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Much like Mila Kunis donning welding gloves to carefully craft barrels of Jim Beam or Matthew McConaughey waxing poetic about driving 80's old people cars, it's pretty much a given that celebs don't actually partake in the products they... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 131: The Best Full Frontal Scenes of 2018

January 8, 2019 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast is bracing for a frontal attack! What’s not to love about a full frontal scene? Mr. Skin loves them and 2018 was filled with so many bush and furburgers that we can do a top... READ MORE

Kanye Got Kim’s Surrogate Pregnant Again

January 8, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I often wish I lived in alternate reality where Kim Kardashian was deposited into a napkin in lieu of Kris Jenner. Kanye and Kim are having kid number four courtesy of surrogacy. I’m not even sure Kanye is still... READ MORE

New Mariah Carey Bikini Pics Sponsored By Photoshop And The Year 2000

January 7, 2019 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on Jan 4, 2019 at 3:47pm PST   People actually think that these new Insta pics of Mariah Carey looking hot in a bikini were... READ MORE

Madonna’s Brand New Butt

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Guess who just bought new glutes off the black market? Black-acceptance seeking Madonna’s newly remodeled backyard is enough to make Sir Mix-a-Lot finally tell his first fib. I’m not sure what her options were when checking out available asses... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Stands Up To Louis C.K.

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pete Davidson is herpes. Every time we attempt to forget, it flares up again. His most notable achievement is being known as the one that got away from Ariana Grande unscathed, RIP Mac Miller. I’m not sure what Davidson... READ MORE

WTF Was Timothée Chalamet Wearing At The Golden Globes

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Well I wasn’t going to cover the fake Gloden Blowjob Awards past Chrissy Metz calling Alison Brie a bitch, but then Timothée Chalamet walked into my life. I just can’t quit you Tim. Everyone’s favorite sassy starlet on... READ MORE

Chrissy Metz Swears She Didn’t Call Alison Brie A Bitch

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I generally don’t cover awards shows, especially the Golden Globes, because pandering to people so delusional they don’t realize those GG trophies are 100% bought and paid for (sometimes with nature’s credit card) seems unethical. Too easy. Enabling. Like... READ MORE

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