The title of this post took some time crafting, because I initially just wanted to cut to the chase with “Amber Rose Barf Bag.” Here’s hoping the fun exclamation mark will compensate for the complete lack of shits... READ MORE

Melissa Joan Hart is aging faster than the inside of an avocado exposed to oxygen. When you’re 42, sometimes you forget that you now live in a world where you’re supposed to please everyone or suffer outrage and reverse... READ MORE

  Those of you who have stuck by Ariel Winter through thick and thin can pat yourselves on the penis, because she just stepped out to some HBO thing looking like a million fucking bucks. Her best ever. She’s... READ MORE

I don’t know why Dr. Phil is still allowed to host a show after creating Danielle Brigoli. Isn’t his schtick centered on helping the deeply troubled? And not turning teenage terrors into successful Soundcloud rappers then walking away. Clean... READ MORE

  Sarah Hyland goes through kidneys like she’s procuring them from a Pez dispenser, and her passion for whatever drug keeps blowing out her organs (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue) is beginning to show. As in she looks like multiple people... READ MORE

Aside from porn, the other primary use of the internet is writing mean things to people you’ve never met in person. Bullying is an art form. And it looks like Lili Reinhart didn’t understand the art. Do you know... READ MORE

There’s almost enough names to fill a bible with the women Drake’s been rejected by. Add Heidi Klum to that holy list. She probably knows Drake is still in character as a Degrassi actor playing one of the toughest... READ MORE

"But it happens all the time, to the point where it’s fascinating because they don’t do it to men. Not to be a jerk or single him out, but when John Goodman was heavier, did anybody ever talk about his girth?" READ MORE

  WWTDD’s brand ambassador Ashley Graham is opening up about the secret behind her eight-year marriage to Justin Ervin. Does the secret involve her brain? Nooo. Her personality? No it’s not that either. Hmm what could Graham’s secret be. You guessed it.... READ MORE

I don’t think I’m the only person that believes Emma Stone wouldn’t have apologized for “whitewashing” that Aloha film if it wasn’t a total flop. It’s looking like Hawaiians pretty much hate anything involving them that they weren’t consulted... READ MORE