...Except, at least according to this viral clip of a contestant from the new season of The Bachelor, the woman are horny, dumb, vapid, and also liars. And also have multiple personalities. READ MORE

  Will and Jada Smith have all but rolled out the rainbow flag when talking about their beard as hell sham of a marriage, but no one seems to be picking up on the signs. First off, look at... READ MORE

  Bill Hader never struck me as someone who didn’t suck, and case in point, in a new interview with Variety, he sucks. Hard. A lot of people think that the forty-year-old Hader was funny as Stefon on Saturday Night... READ MORE

  Trust is such an important part of life, and in 2019 we should all learn to trust more. Not everyone is out to get you. Certainly not me. Which brings us to these three videos not of Chris... READ MORE

  Hopefully you guys realize by now that, like our sister site Goop, WWTDD is more of a lifestyle blog than anything. It’s about drinking enough water. Getting in that morning run before shattering glass ceilings. Balancing romance, work,... READ MORE

  This statement might cost me my pussy hat privileges, but I generally don’t think women with short hair are sexy or that they have anything to offer this world in general. Ya know? Obviously this excludes chemo patients. And... READ MORE

New Year's resolutions are generally reserved for people who have fallen through the cracks of society, which is why this seemed like the perfect place to discuss them. READ MORE

Something called Daisy Diamond was the most viewed title of 2018, with Emmy Rossum's Shameless coming in at number four. Let's see here. One user supposedly watched Mr. Skin clips continuously for 749 hours, which means he probably just died... READ MORE

  Hollywood is an amoral soulless power-obsessed opportunistic horny wasteland of shittery, and it has been since the beginning of time. We all remember the story about how the first Native American to settle what would become Los Angeles... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   I have felt like I have food poisoning for 5 months but yesterday My body gave me the gift of pooping. The kind you want to take a picture of and send... READ MORE