The second to last time we checked out sloppy tit ball Ariel Winter in a car, you guys were more concerned about her discount strip mall lip injections than her cleavage. Rightly so. Now she’s back filming herself... READ MORE

  The real hot scoop today is that this story miraculously, inexplicably, almost disconcertingly did not take place in Florida. It would be nice to know that these types of things are all relegated to one dick peninsula. There’s... READ MORE

  Welcome to the story of Johnny Depp and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Tattoo. I mean day. I mean year. I mean face. Depp is in deep after allegedly punching a location manager, Gregg Brooks, working on Depp’s flick City... READ MORE

  CamSoda – the cam girl company that looked at Farrah Abraham’s stapled on Groupon tit balloons and thought “Yeah. People want to pay to see that. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Yeah” – is really missing a golden opportunity by not... READ MORE

"Gods timing really is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT!" READ MORE

  The saga that captured the hearts of people across the world and inspired countless fan fiction journal entries from Kevin Spacey has come to a close as twelve boys and their soccer coach have been rescued from the depths... READ MORE

An Irish guy getting drunk and screaming at his wife? Hot scoop. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was briefly detained at LAX after he went on a verbal rampage directed at his wife Mara Lane on an American Airlines flight. Meyers had... READ MORE

  If you blinked during the final seconds of the premiere episode of HBO’s series Sharp Objects, you may have missed brief nudity from one of the worst people in the entire world, Amy Adams. Thank your eyelids if... READ MORE

  In the infamous words of singer-songwriting duo LMFAO: “Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots.” Shots, indeed. Two women were dumped unconscious outside of a Korean bar in Australia... READ MORE

"I got rid of all my filler." READ MORE