Those of you who have stuck by Ariel Winter through thick and thin can pat yourselves on the penis, because she just stepped out to some HBO thing looking like a million fucking bucks. Her best ever. She’s... READ MORE

  Sarah Hyland goes through kidneys like she’s procuring them from a Pez dispenser, and her passion for whatever drug keeps blowing out her organs (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue) is beginning to show. As in she looks like multiple people... READ MORE

"But it happens all the time, to the point where it’s fascinating because they don’t do it to men. Not to be a jerk or single him out, but when John Goodman was heavier, did anybody ever talk about his girth?" READ MORE

  WWTDD’s brand ambassador Ashley Graham is opening up about the secret behind her eight-year marriage to Justin Ervin. Does the secret involve her brain? Nooo. Her personality? No it’s not that either. Hmm what could Graham’s secret be. You guessed it.... READ MORE

  I’m a sucker for iconic music videos with slutty women, and it might be because my virgin middle school eyeballs were introduced to all that was great on the world via late 90’s MTV and VH1. My impressionable late... READ MORE

Much like Mila Kunis donning welding gloves to carefully craft barrels of Jim Beam or Matthew McConaughey waxing poetic about driving 80's old people cars, it's pretty much a given that celebs don't actually partake in the products they... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on Jan 4, 2019 at 3:47pm PST   People actually think that these new Insta pics of Mariah Carey looking hot in a bikini were... READ MORE

  Well I wasn’t going to cover the fake Gloden Blowjob Awards past Chrissy Metz calling Alison Brie a bitch, but then Timothée Chalamet walked into my life. I just can’t quit you Tim. Everyone’s favorite sassy starlet on... READ MORE

  I generally don’t cover awards shows, especially the Golden Globes, because pandering to people so delusional they don’t realize those GG trophies are 100% bought and paid for (sometimes with nature’s credit card) seems unethical. Too easy. Enabling. Like... READ MORE

  Or is it not racist? Now we have a dialogue. A conversation. A teachable moment. An Insta shitstorm over nothing. Ex-Mr. Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick, is a dick. I mean, it’s right there and the name. And his... READ MORE