August 16, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
If you’re a self-loathing brainwashed cult-following woman in Denmark who enjoys wears a head-to-toe burqa leaving only your shameful whore eyes visible to the world, then this has been a pretty rough week for you. Denmark’s center-right government’s Burqa...
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August 15, 2018 |
News |
Sam Robeson|
A popular misconception is that men get everything in this world and women get nothing. Just not true. Women get to recreate the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan with their vaginas once a month. And more importantly, they...
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August 15, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
Mathilda May’s substantial nipples are on full display in the sci-fi flick Lifeforce. Here and Now was canceled after its first amazing season aired, but we’ll always have tits from Lauren Compton, Nicole Shipley, and Holly Hunter. Melissa Bolona shows her bologna...
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August 15, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Well it’s just a day full of fun isn’t it. Earlier this morning we celebrated the nine-month anniversary of Lena Dunham’s ovaries ending up in a landfill somewhere, and now we get to celebrate the one-year anniversary of Taylor...
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August 15, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
View this post on Instagram Today is National Leathercraft Day, National Relaxation Day and National Lemon Merengue Pie Day. It’s also the 9 month anniversary of my hysterectomy. I’ve never celebrated the 9 month anniversary of anything...
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August 14, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Abraham stepped out in a beach CVS bathing suit looking like a very early Jenndashian prototype that escaped from the lab, and decided to really up the ante by having her horrifying tit pop out during a sensual hair...
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August 14, 2018 |
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Sam Robeson|
Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid lights up the cover of the new Allure Magazine with her lifeless dour mechanical face, and also apparently possesses the advanced humanoid capability of carrying out an interview. Those Japanese. Bravo. I mean...
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August 14, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
First off, Lena Dunham looks not horrifying in the picture above, and it’s pretty disconcerting. If we can’t rely on Dunham to look like a halfheartedly trans Pillsbury Doughboy, what can we rely on? Dunham being a psycho ex-girlfriend,...
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