Have any of you seen the Dark British Web series on Netflix called Age Gap Love? It’s about old people fucking young people. Uh oh. Macaulay Culkin is standing right behind me isn’t he. Yikes. Like Culkin after spending the night... READ MORE

Conspiracy theory time. What if AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne was meta, and her new self-directed music video for Fuck Me Firetruck was a commentary on the stage four delusion experienced by the whore-des of D-list plastic surgery... READ MORE

  This video is an addendum to last week’s rapist-empowered Xtina post, because it really exemplifies just how delusional we can be towards a musician if we think his songs are damn bops. R. Kelly has been a know sexual... READ MORE

"At the 2:00pm recess, Katy and four other students were in an ‘off-limits’ area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit. Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (‘pelvic thrusts’) to the tree." READ MORE

Today we remember Anna Faris, because there's no way her poor heart is going to be able to weather the news of her ex Chris Pratt getting engaged to some random mangled whore. Well actually the woman Pratt is... READ MORE

  If you can picture actual trash – not like a person, but like the contents of an actual public trash can including hot half-eaten food, dog poop in plastic bags, throw up, and plastic bottles because people are animals  –... READ MORE

This is a reminder of women sticking together— and not letting a man take ownership of a great song/ moment… And if anything the message of this song remains that although you may have had my body, you will... READ MORE

Who IS she. We know that she has awesome tits and that, thanks to some weird Insta filter, she's between twenty and a hundred years in age. If you reverse Google search or happen to follow this celeb on social... READ MORE

  Those of you with a foot fetish are in luck today, because we’ve got more foot than you can Michelin Man-handle. For this very special edition of Guess That Celebrity, we’re checking out a cute manicure posted by... READ MORE

  The title of this post took some time crafting, because I initially just wanted to cut to the chase with “Amber Rose Barf Bag.” Here’s hoping the fun exclamation mark will compensate for the complete lack of shits... READ MORE