As country legend Garth Brooks sings – I’m much too young to feel this damn old. Except replace “feel” with “look.” And replace “Garth Brooks” with “poorly aging child actor.” Our mystery celebrity is dressed like he knows his... READ MORE

  My understanding of the unspoken live of a man’s underwear choices is – your parents put you in briefs. Suddenly in middle school you realize that everyone else is wearing boxers. Which is weird, because how did they... READ MORE

  The whole Brett Kavanaugh thing has been a real bummer because it just drives home the point that if you have rich parents who foot the hefty bill of your private high school education, you get to run rape... READ MORE

"can i pls have one okay day. just one. pls." READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   Kulture did me bad A post shared by CARDIVENOM (@iamcardib) on Sep 26, 2018 at 10:12pm PDT   Cardi B. is a random plastic surgery victim from some shit hole in New York City.... READ MORE

  Orgy glad Amy Adams isn’t in any of these scenes? Orgies are beautiful expressions of lovemaking that involve multiple pussies and tits, and you can see the top ten best orgy scenes in history right here. Some of... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   Yes I’m trying to make the most of my legs in this pic… but if you look you can see the loose skin. I’m actively doing yoga as much as possible to... READ MORE

  One of the cornerstones of Lady Gaga’s career has always been that she’s a used up old drag queen, but lately she’s been looking like she doesn’t have a penis, and thanks to this definitely accidental wardrobe malfunction,... READ MORE

  The daughter of two celebrities being out-of-touch with reality isn’t the shocker of the century, but Dakota Johnson (offspring of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson) is giving entitled not really talented but I guess okay looking celeb offspring everywhere... READ MORE

  Natalie Dormer co-wrote the new Netflix thriller In Darkness, but more importantly, she shows her hot tits in it. Also on Netflix, Nappily Ever After brings shower tits from Sanaa Lathan. Keeley Hawes muffs out for Complicity and we get some... READ MORE