Alec Baldwin’s career has been blessedly bolstered by his dick sucking sessions with Lorne Michaels, keeping him in the mainstream long after his expiration date was up. Around the time he stopped doing cocaine and gained two hundred... READ MORE

  The movie title of the decade goes to Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill!, which features tits from Sara Malakul Lane, Kelly McCart, and Amanda Ruth Ritchie. Valerie Pachner, Larissa Breidbach, and Maresi Riegner strip down for Egon Schiele: Death and... READ MORE

this can’t be happening right in front of me pic.twitter.com/9R7jwuUbB6 — vin (@vinandwesson) October 6, 2018   If you drive a two-door, know what a KenJo Market is, smoke cigarettes inside, and overall fell through the cracks of society,... READ MORE

  Kylie Jenner is pretending that she was ever actually off of lip fillers, and people care, because a Jenndashian could buy a potted plant and the world would have a meltdown. Was it a succulent? Does that mean... READ MORE

  You know you’ve reached the upper echelon of stardom when your big scoop about leaving the music industry is revealed in the esteemed Footwear News. Actually, the fact that Katy Perry chose to divulge her supposed music departure to... READ MORE

  We didn’t have to deal with boner-killing body positivity this weekend on television as all the nude actresses had dec bodies and tits. Lauren Maynard went topless and showed off her butthole eyepatch – or thong if you’re boring... READ MORE

  An occupational hazard of working in Hollywood is that, at one point or another, you’re going to either get raped or punched. It all comes down to taking the good with the bad. Ya know? Busy Philipps doesn’t know,... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Oct 7, 2018 at 4:33pm PDT   Yesterday the infamously apolitical Taylor Swift dealt a blow to her adoring white supremacist fan club when she... READ MORE

  Everything about this Blind Item screams Selena Gomez, but people out there seem to think that the trashy level of this Bluetooth speaker-broadcast drug deal is hitting Bella Thorne heights. We know from her chart-topping hits like Pussy... READ MORE

  Lady Gaga’s A Star is Born remake is a hit – a fact that has taken a substantial toll on my life expectancy. You can see her tits in her documentary Gaga: Five Foot Two. The new comedy Private... READ MORE