Apparently when you have millions of dollars, see your kids four times a year, and have no job, you dress up in multiple Halloween costumes in one night for unspecified events. One of which, in the case of this... READ MORE

Hey Amy. Here's one for your next set. Three comedians walk into a bar. Then Amy Schumer steals their jokes. READ MORE

  My professional goal as a Dark Web blogger is to find a Guess That Celebrity that is genuinely impossible to guess. A celeb would have to mangle his or her face and body swiftly and discretely for me... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   Don’t worry, we’re also concerned by the accuracy. A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Oct 27, 2018 at 5:59pm PDT   It’s nice to see that we’re all secure enough in... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on Oct 30, 2018 at 10:29am PDT   Two nights ago I saw 1996’s Scream for the first time, and the scariest part was remembering... READ MORE

  Demi Lovato is unable to unload the house where she um, overdosed, ya, overdosed, from like, heroin, but the reason for the lack of a buyer isn’t the actual, um, overdose. Which happened. Because she loves, wait, what’s... READ MORE

  Valley Girl brings surprising nudity from one of the Rugrats voices, Elizabeth Daily, as well as Michelle Meyrink and Tina Theberge. The more you know. Torso is full of dec tits from Angela Covello, Rosaria della Femmina, and Patrizia... READ MORE

  Shaun White is everything that sucks about Gen-Xers packaged as the thirty-two-year-old Millennial that he is, which makes him a perfect candidate for Death Row. Gen-Xers grew up in a simpler time, when you could talk like a butt... READ MORE

  Of all the stars sprinkled across our corner of the Dark Web galaxy, Sarah Hyland is the one who seems to be the most genuinely close to suffering a full-blown Old Hollywood meltdown at any point. Selena Gomez... READ MORE

"Did you know slaves are mentioned in our anthem? Well look it up you snarky trolls. I did an old navy campaign one year then a bud lite campaign the next. This year I said I wasnt up for... READ MORE