Uh oh. Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid didn’t take too well to her most recent iOS update. In fact she’s falling the fuck apart. Hadid posted a series of photos allegedly taken at a Victoria’s Secret... READ MORE

  Not to be confused with Demi Lovato’s new song, “Thank U, Snacks.” A lack of self-worth stemming from being raised in an Appalachian meth den storage shed has left me with the inability to compliment others, or to... READ MORE

  Blondes have more fun. But Alexandra Daddario is a brunette. So who knows what to think anymore. The Archie-inspired TV series Riverdale (now in its third season) is currently all the rage with people who like to watch... READ MORE

"This closeted A= list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show is trying to keep himself deep deep in the closet to have a chance to be cast as the next star of this decades long movie... READ MORE

"Rebel Wilson should have shut up and enjoyed that check. This woman could have just said she hoped to see even more plus sized women in starring roles. That's all she had to say. But no, that white savior... READ MORE

  Earlier today we covered comedians’ crippling need for constant validation. And if you think that validation stops at humor, we’ve got ten nude women to change your mind. These ten hot Saturday Night Live alums all knew that... READ MORE

  America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande is finding out the hard way that breaking up with an attention-obsessed ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire isn’t easy. Comedians are born emotionally broken, and spend their lives banking... READ MORE

Remember, no debit cards on hand when banging klepto hookers on Fentanyl. Lesson of the day. READ MORE

  For as much as we here on the Dark Web know that Kim Kardashian is the off-brand Mexican Gak-injected Antichrist, most of the population, believe it or not, views her as pretty much infallible. A carefully-curated career turnaround... READ MORE

  We often scold celebrities for extravagant spending, yet deride them for looking cheap. The fact that they’re able to do both in one fell swoop is a testament to their taste level. But today I’m going to put a... READ MORE