Now’s the time of the year when those of us not getting smoked out of our mansions in sunny SoCal start daydreaming about escaping the cold weather. I love going to the beach, and I also love going to... READ MORE

"I'm not sure this A- list disgraced mostly movie actor from an acting family could have found anyone younger and still be legal than who he was with last night. As in she turned 18 this week. Where was... READ MORE

  Why do people continue to pretend like Southern California is going to be around in ten years? God has obviously chosen it as his personal Rage Room, and between the rising waters, mudslides, wildfires, and drought, seems to... READ MORE

  We already have a shot of Claire Foy’s ass from her starring role in this weekend’s The Girl in the Spider’s Web, and it’s as hot as you think. Jessica Barden will strip down for The New Romantic, but if you... READ MORE

  I’m huddled in the Dark Web bunker trying to avoid needing to Google the names of the roughly ten-thousand rando models who appeared in last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. They’re on every damn site. And they’re not even... READ MORE

  The Vicky S. Mall Lingerie Show – which took place last night in New York City – leaves such a goddamn mess in its wake that I tend to want to skip over it entirely and dig up a... READ MORE

  For as much as people claim to want to barf when seeing breastfeeding in public, it sure is a popular search term. Love it or hate it, moms continue to have big leaky milky tits, and babies continue... READ MORE

  The time has come. We now have the top ten nude scenes from HBO original movies, and it’s really exciting. Your favorite actresses like Michelle Williams, Evan Rachel Wood, Halle Berry, Mary-Louise Parker, and of course Maggie motherfucking Gyllenhaal all represent... READ MORE

  We all know that Jennifer Garner is deep into some Christian zealot Southern Baptist Pentecostal snake-handling shit, but that she also tries to play herself off as a normal person for the sake of her booming acting career. Has anyone... READ MORE

  Fantastic Beastiality star Ezra Miller is about a year late to the #MeMeMeMe! game, but he’s certainly making a splash here on the Dark Web by all but pinpointing artsy director Gus Van Sant as a pedophile. At... READ MORE