Heineken is following in the footsteps of Pepsi by getting political in a new ad part of the #OpenYourWorld campaign. They couldn’t afford Kendall Jenner. Instead we have outspoken Guy Ritchie movie randos with divisive political opinions. 

Kim Kardashian went too far with her ass. Medical curiosities aren’t sexy. But she could fetch a pretty penny at a turn-of-the-century circus sideshow. So could Khloe. Serena Williams dreams of having Khloe shoulders. That leaves us with Kourtney... READ MORE

Heidi Klum is still making money off her body. No small feat at forty-three. In unedited pictures she looks like a Barbie Doll made with lumpy clay.

Lady Gaga loves Airbnb. During the Super Bowl she stayed in a $10,000 a night mansion in Houston. More recently she left her left her pesky $1,000 bills crumpled up in the trashcan of a $25 million abode near... READ MORE

The world needs yet another chance to rehash Kesha's rape allegations against Dr. Luke. She is here to help with an Instagram picture of her barely-covered big fake boob. 

Amber Rose points out her cellulite and stretch marks in a new Instagram video. Those cost her a couple bucks extra at the plastic surgeon’s office. You need to have a tasteful amount of cellulite in order to be... READ MORE

Amy Schumer has clawed her way back into the news. This time she bought a random $2,000 mattress. At one point she flung herself in front of Kanye and Kim on the red carpet. Schumer can’t differentiate. 

Nickelodeon isn’t done with Amanda Bynes. The network that exploited an 11-year-old then ran for cover when their unstable creation detonated in 2012 wants to brainstorm a new show with Bynes. The now 31-year-old has presumably found stability.

Self-proclaimed fashion visionary and real-life delusional Brooklynite Chloë Sevigny is still talking about herself long after people assumed she died strangled by her own accessories.

A man wearing a Kansas City Royals jersey at Kauffman Stadium punched the shit out of a woman. This isn't the soft jab of someone who wants to teach a bitch a lesson. He wanted her dead.