Gigi Hadid was spotted putting on a three-ring circus for paparazzi Thursday night. She has to make up for lost publicity as the only famous Instagram prostitute not backpedaling fast from promoting the Fyre Festival.

Real Housewives of Atlanta star and notable no fame whore limits Kim Zolciak-Biermann took to Twitter to offer her daughter’s oral services in exchange for her four year old dog bit son to meet John Legend backstage.

Miley Cyrus covers the latest issue of Billboard looking like she’s best friends with Jodie Foster’s titular character in Nell. The look signifies her return to country music for an upcoming untitled album. 

Being Mariah Carey is the best job in the world. She eats whatever she wants. Obviously. Sitting on a reported $520 million dollars means she can look like a fist squeezing Play-Doh and not give a fuck. 

Lena Dunham was rushed to the hospital shortly after arriving at the Met Gala. The official cause of her medical emergency is still unknown. Dunham speaks openly about her struggles with medical conditions related to her reproductive organs so... READ MORE

Each year stars go for avant-garde on the Met Gala red carpet. They end up looking like either overdressed waltzing trash heaps or Forever 21 assault victims. Last night's event was no different. 

Vin Diesel stars in a new ad campaign for Dodge titled The Brotherhood of Muscle. The same name of a gay bar where guys get worn like finger puppets.

Someday our well of insults for Bella Hadid will run dry. By that point, she'll have joined her mother in the Jocelyn Wildenstein training program.

Britney Spears should make everyone clinically depressed. Instead, we celebrate the fact that she's simply alive. It's a low bar. The pop star's custodians must be sprinkling uppers into her Prozac-laced mac & cheese.

Kim Kardashian still thinks we care about the time she was robbed at gunpoint in Paris. If it even happened. This will be our generation's moon landing. Right up there with A-list Lyme disease cases. The former porn star... READ MORE