Coquettish transvestites Phoebe Price and Angelique Morgan graced the sidewalks of West Hollywood while visiting hotspot Craig’s restaurant. You know your restaurant has made it when Price’s ass juices are being absorbed into the chairs. 

Harry Styles is cashing in on thirsty gays to make money. Watch out James Franco. Styles hinted at his sexual ambiguity while pimping out his latest album, Harry Styles. 

Gabourey Sidibe was discriminated against while shopping at Chanel in Chicago. Instead of helping Sidibe with her request to peruse the eyewear, an employee pointed her towards Glasses For Poor People Boutique across the street. 

Joanna Krupa is famous enough to get photographed while leaving restaurants. Hollywood is running on fumes. The former Real Housewive and future plastic surgery victim lazily shields herself from the cameras while flashing her tits in a see-through dress. Please... READ MORE

Ariel Winter solidified her crown as the most enticing 19-year-old on the planet while visiting Jimmy Kimmel. Her boobs are gasping for air in a plunging silver dress. Her thighs are on full display thanks to the see-through fabric. 

Skittles asks audiences to taste the rainbow with a new Mother's Day ad. But all people are tasting is pre-vomit wet burps. The spot features a mother and her grown son attached with an adult-sized umbilical cord. 

Sophie Turner, most famous for portraying Sansa Stark on Game of Thrones, didn't use the N-word in a new video circulating the Internet. According to Turner. According to reality, she didn't either. But the media needs for rich white celebrities... READ MORE

Us Weekly's new cover features a picture of Lena Dunham with the caption 20 Slimdown Diet Tips Stars Are Using. Readers are confused. Dunham is neither thin nor a star. 

This is Us star Chrissy Metz showed up to last night’s MTV Movie Awards looking stunning. Said no one. Save for the guy who always rushes for the candied apples at the State Fair because it's a tradition.

Ariel Winter has made a career out of perfect comebacks for her body shamers. All caps is the foundation to any rhetorical joust. If people stop shaming her she’ll have an existential crisis and smother herself in the tit... READ MORE