The thirteenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians has more twist and turns that Lamar Odom's car when he's driving under the influence. You have to out shock your reality television competition. MTV and Bravo are killing people... READ MORE

Transitioning Joker Brandi Glanville isn't done huffing LeAnn Rimes fame contrails yet. The battle of celebrity parasitics began when Rimes cheated with Glanville's then husband Eddie Cibrian in 2010, while Rimes was still married to Dean Sheremet.

Two days ago I did some hard reporting on Selena Gomez's nips. Journalistically, less than the Economist, but more than the Post. Today we're checking out her visible tits in a see-through dress.

Ryan Lochte details the fragile state he was left in after his high-profile police arrest at the Rio Olympics in the new ESPN. The accompanying photoshoot shows Lochte cozying up to the pregnant white Laverne Cox. Lochte's redemption parade... READ MORE

Iggy Azalea was spotted wearing a two piece bathing suit on a yacht in Los Cabos, Mexico. Mexican paparazzi haven't caught wind that the twenty-six-year-old Azalea is about as relevant as her namesake trailer park flowers. 

Usher was unable to make it to One Love Manchester this weekend due to his kid's diabetes summer camp drop off. A kid with diabetes. The parent did something wrong. 

Selena Gomez bravely regained the spotlight this weekend in the wake of Ariana Grande's Manchester benefit concert. Not having your sold-out arena attacked by terrorists is a tough blow for a pop star.

Britney Spears' puppeteers are getting more sophisticated with their maneuvers. They can even make her touch her toes and run on a treadmill. The 2017 Spears has officially graduated from the zombie stumbling around on stage with baby food... READ MORE

Bratz doll dug up from the Pet Cemetary Carmen Electra never went for the natural look. This helps in old age. You can't fade if you were never bright. The Kylie Jenner long con.

UV victim Gwyneth Paltrow shares her harrowing experiences with fortune and fame in the latest issue of The Edit. The sixty-four-year-old isn't apologizing for the fact that most of the world wants to stuff her full of rose quartz vagina stones and throw her... READ MORE