Courtney Cox proudly proclaims in something called New Beauty Magazine that her face is back to normal after years of playing pincushion with various doctors.

Ashley Graham stars in a new YouTube video where she inspires the shit out of various insecure women. The grab bag of test subjects are paraded out onto a photo shoot where they greet Jesus disguised as a plus... READ MORE

Madonna is on to her next young victim. The Methuselah like pop singer dumped her twenty-six-year-old eldercare provider, Aboubakar Soumahoro, for the more mature thirty-one-year-old, Kevin Sampaio.

Any means of procuring a baby is narcissistic. We don't want to be surrounded by our reptile collections and disinterested nieces and nephews playing Pokemon go on our deathbeds. 

Gal Gadot took to Instagram to share a makeup-free selfie in the aftermath of a sleepless night with her sick newborn. A makeup-free selfie from a highly fuckable celebrity is a huge "go kill yourself" to hard working ladies... READ MORE

Elevated Hot Topics cashier Lorde publicly apologized for comments she made comparing Taylor Swift's fame to an autoimmune disease. A moment of clarity for those suspecting Swift was an autoimmune disease all along.

Shia LaBeouf 2.0, Miles Teller, is conventionally attractive in the sense that he's fifteen pounds overweight and made his debut appearance in The Hills Have Eyes as the guy who ripped the bird in two and drank its blood.... READ MORE

Reality star under two genders Caitlyn Jenner brought the yucks to the College Republican National Committee with a joke that makes Michael Richards' stand-up ring like a Black Panther pep talk. 

The only things women hate more than being marginalized by the patriarchy are each other. The most colorful slut shaming comes from self-flagellating prostitutes with a thing or two to say about cum bucket Ashley or whoever. I heard... READ MORE

Katy Perry's failed, frenetic media blitz for her new album Witness mirrors Lady Gaga's similar thinly-veiled hawking for Artpop. But Gaga has all the soul and vulnerability of a hedge fund manager.