Last time we checked in on Emilia Clarke it looked as though her biggest worry was being shooed away from a truck stop men's bathroom for creating a live / work space. The Game of Thrones star cleans up nicely for... READ MORE

Birthday girl Jessica Simpson appears as an interchangeable Real Housewife in a new topless Instagram post with the caption "Kiss My Butt 36." Kiss it? I'll devour it. Kidding. Simpson's body is back on track after years of Mariah... READ MORE

This week all three children of the potato - Scout Willis, Rumor Willis, and Tallula Willis - celebrated their sobriety on Instagram. The celebrity version of getting a P.H.D. Mom Demi Moore put in her best teeth for... READ MORE

Aged singer Pink hooks up her baby Jameson to her milk bags in an Instagram photo posted this weekend. The caption reads "Jameson can multitask too." The six-month-old holds a makeup brush as mom gets groomed by stylists ready for... READ MORE

This weekend former pop sensation Katy Perry was caught lurking around the waters of Capri, Italy in an off-the-shoulder bathing suit looking like the miscarried love child of Jamie Lee Curtis and Bamm-Bamm. Her expression even says "I've had one... READ MORE

While hanging out on a yacht in Ibiza, Alicia Vikander flaunts her new body ahead of her role as a sixteen-year-old male Olympic diver. Or as the white Serena Williams. The details are still under wraps. The future Ms. Lara Croft... READ MORE

Amy Schumer took to Instagram to shed a light on unrealistic body expectations with a hilarious picture for National Bikini Day. Is what the media is saying. I say what is Rob Ford doing in a bikini.

White trash and liberated social media prostitutes can agree on the importance of multitasking while breastfeeding. Appalachian teen mom hill people have a rotating carousel of cousins suckling on their meth-laced curdled tit milk. Without double tasking, they'd have no time to... READ MORE

The answer to the question "What would a child between Shia LaBeouf, Miles Teller, and an actual douche look like?" Andrew Garfield, proudly comes out as a fake gay man in a new interview. Just because you get off to the... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski bravely comes forward in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar Australia to discuss her struggles with being too sexy and having big tits. As the popular quote of domestic abuse Pinterest boards goes: "Behind my smile, there's a story... READ MORE