"Apparently the alliterate royal is going full on diva and lucky for us complains to her friends that she doesn't get enough respect and that she only wants to go to the fun events. She is convinced everyone of... READ MORE

  First off, by “wish” I mean a thing to be purchased. A product. If your Christmas wish is for a family member to be taken off chemo or for peace at the border then you’ve got bigger problems. If... READ MORE

  So do we like Ariana Grande or not? The details of her four-minute relationship with that guy whose name I can’t remember (Phil? Pip? Who the hell knows anymore) are already getting fuzzy, and I’m starting to recall... READ MORE

  A mere five years ago Miley Cyrus was perpetuating rape culture by getting her ass banged by Robin Thick’s cock bulge during her infamous MTV Video Music Awards performance. But now she’s woke af and not going to take... READ MORE

  We can make fun of pretty much any celebrity on here unchecked, but God forbid tweaking anorexic taco Sarah Hyland comes into the mix. Suddenly this is Hello Giggles and we can’t call a spade a spade. So... READ MORE

  Well my stars. Now this is a story with universal appeal. This scoop about famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is truly coming to you from the darkest corners of the Dark Web, and hasn’t been verified by any site... READ MORE

  There was a time when Kate Hudson was going to be a thing, and there was a time when I wouldn’t have made fun of a woman’s post-baby body. But both of those times are behind us as... READ MORE

  I like seeing Lady Gaga’s hot penis as much as the next fella, but this top ten list is about so much more than Lady Gaga. Singers-turned-actresses Diana Ross, Barbra Streisand, Rihanna (you saw Battleship right?), Jennifer Lopez, Madonna,... READ MORE

And this is one of those little German cockroaches. There's never just one. The fake news is saying that the cockroach could have been shipped in with all this shit on the table. That's why it's called fake news.... READ MORE

  Amanda Bynes has had a rough life, but unlike other celebs quick to blame poor decision making / public meltdowns on medical conditions out of their control, Bynes will be the first to admit that the culprit for... READ MORE