Forty-five-year-old Sofia Vergara gets the Photoshop assist in a new nude spread for Women's Health making Internet headlines. The magazine should come with cyanide packets - like magazine perfume samples - for middle-aged women previously proud of their twenty Lean Cuisines and three... READ MORE

Anyone wondering how a fading star with no one to say "no" to dresses will be excited to see Gaga's costumes from the Joanne World Tour. Her rebranded ironic New Yorker country trash lite look of recent has made way for... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian wears shorts belonging to a lesbian veteran who's seen better days while out and about with half sister and full prostitute Kendall Jenner. Kardashian completes the fashion-forward look with a see-through top that tells the world: "For money I will... READ MORE

Sarah Silverman might not be remembered as a comedic feminist warrior like woke stand up cohort Amy Schumer. Probably because she doesn't look like a potato. Women are less likely to take to someone who could steal their man. While many female... READ MORE

Thirty-one-year-old Harlem woman Latesha Bynum was taken off life support today after spending nearly two weeks in the hospital due to complications from shady butt injections. On July 15th Bynum succumbed to the pressures to look like the zombified Bratz dolls haunting Instagram feeds... READ MORE

The caption on Teigen's tweet - "period skin. so mad." - is moving enough to squeeze out another day from her fear-based suicidal followers. Lena Dunham's feminist body-owning comes in the form of a FUPA-friendly taint on HBO. But women... READ MORE

Kris Jenner's uterus has spent decades working overtime as a whore Pez dispenser. Now it's this whore's turn to be in the spotlight. Jenner looks like a beach-ready Hulk in a new picture posted to Khloé Kardashian's Instagram. With... READ MORE

Anyone with eyes and a working dick can see that Kate Beckinsale is a highly fuckable actress. But did you know that she's also highly stalkable? Read on to find out. Forty-five-year-old romantic Terry Lee Repp was arrested this weekend... READ MORE

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jul 27, 2017 at 11:52am PDT   Britney Spears looks like a personal trainer who was found barely alive after a ten-day bender in a lengthy new Instagram video. Her eyes... READ MORE

Elizabeth Olsen is currently being hunted down by every social media sensation on the planet for not opening her mouth and having a bag of horse turds fall out. The actress candidly spills to the Los Angeles Times about her decision... READ MORE