Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have been pummeling media headlines with the lead ups to their respective projects in respectively blasé, one-liner ways. While Perry claims that the two former fake rivals no longer want to pummel each other,... READ MORE

Amy Schumer is going out spitting venom, dousing the media with last-ditch attempts to claim her throne as the "After" Lena Dunham on a subway plastic surgery billboard. Sorry, Schumer, to be Lena Dunham you're going to have to... READ MORE

Prospective college students not able to get into a California state school or a good college in general flock to the quads at the University of Southern California, where they make a solemn oath to talk relentlessly about USC at... READ MORE

Now it all makes sense. She’s been blind drunk this whole time. Chrissy Teigen is more relatable than ever, to alcoholics, in a new interview with Cosmopolitan where she opens up about her struggles with boozing. Cellulite, stretch marks,... READ MORE

Mariah Carey shows up about fifty years too late for her own quinceanera in the new issue of Paper Magazine, where she can also be seen stripped of about half her body in some strategically non-nude topless photos. Paper wanted... READ MORE

Britney Spears dazzled and delighted audiences at her Las Vegas show by squawking out what audiophiles have identified as a song.

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Those of you assuming that the Kardashians are the fame hoiest fame hos in town haven't tuned into the Real Housewives - the Bravo franchise dedicated to the awareness of aging female celebrities. The housewives, who are actually only 20% "real" and 80% plastic... READ MORE

Sam Claflin has taken the risky approach of garnering media coverage by squeezing his dick and balls into Shailene Woodley's bathing suit. Risky because his genitals now look like the underside of a boat, or I guess Bella Thorne's face... READ MORE

Crotch injury hilarity permeating elementary school playgrounds the world over extends throughout adulthood, into old age homes, and even into heaven, where Jesus loves nothing more than a good ol' sack wack for levity sake. Good spirits are just a penis... READ MORE

Plus Helen Hunt accidental underboob, highest paid actresses nude, Kristen Stewart boob if that's your thing, and more!

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