Softcore porn flick Wonder Woman is as divisive as Chrissy Teigen's cellulite. Admit that it's not your new religion and you hate women and their protesting and their tampons. The creators behind Wonder Woman, which has grossed over $820 million... READ MORE

Nothing's more en vogue these days then getting dragged off airplanes, and yesterday an unidentified female passenger, who we'll just call Working Girl, was dragged off with the best of them while on a Southwest airplane boarding at Baltimore-Washington International... READ MORE

Megyn Kelly is making a name for herself as the spunky morning talk show host who gathers up her Jones New York dresses, squats down, and takes massive steaming Megyn Kelly dumps on her guests. The former Fox News... READ MORE

Pieterse is technically a celebrity, so by default her weight gain was no fault of her own. And because she's a celebrity, looking like the product of an Ashley Graham Kirby sucking in JonBenét Ramsey is brave. Dems the rules. 

Only a place like Manhattan could offer the sense of refinement associated with post-menopausal women owning their sexuality in colorful garbage, and no one says "I've lost touch with reality" more than New York City's most famous horse in clothes, I mean,... READ MORE

The most successful reality stars identified with Scheherazade from a young age and thought "It's good, but I can do it super slutty." And Kylie Jenner has. The sassy starlet was running low on stories - if her poor ratings for... READ MORE

Lena Dunham revealed on Twitter that her friends all have busted vaginas, which isn't too surprising considering I assume all her friends had their lady parts replaced with Coexist bumper stickers to protest the thing during the thing. The most feminist Ziggy impersonator... READ MORE

Fe-fi-fo-fum to you too. While everyone is focusing on Kris and Kylie Jenner's baby, let's turn to new mother and sassy starlet Serena Williams' hot new Insta post-baby snap as a brief distraction. And by hot I mean she could actually be Troy Polamalu.... READ MORE

Kanye West was caught by the paps barreling down a parking lot in Los Angeles looking like a random person's dad, complete with an extra forty pounds and some grid-like action on his head that sure looks like hair... READ MORE

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The... READ MORE