Chrissy Teigen's nipples have lost some of their razzle and dazzle over the past few years, and now the former model is being forced to turn cheap tricks in order to get them back in the spotlight. If Teigen... READ MORE

The fact that so many female celebrities, Mickey Rourke included, end up morphing into the same woman when they hit a certain age makes me a little sad. But I have a feeling that once we see the freshman... READ MORE

Ninety-percent of the time I'm able to write about the Jenndashian brothel without hearing any of the girls actually speak, but in order to supposedly hear Kylie Jenner and Beast spill the hot gos on their pregnancies, I sat through this... READ MORE

Former pop star Lady Gaga still thinks her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but unfortunately for her, she apparently consumed whatever milkshake she had left. Hollywood's Willy Loman took time away from drinking Pepsi in her... READ MORE

Kate Winslet stars in whatever half-assed vanity project Woody Allen is showing to empty indie theaters this year, and in a new interview in Variety's Award Season Launch issue (seems a little presumptuous) deflects a question regarding Allen's real-life... READ MORE

The fact that gross comedian David Cross bangs his gross wife Amber Tamblyn on the reg is enough to make anyone lose their lunch, but at least, unlike his wife, Cross does his duty as an entertainer by bringing... READ MORE

When I saw a bunch of headlines pop up announcing that Paris Jacksons sounded just like her totally biological father Michael Jackson while performing with totally biological cousin Austin Brown in West Hollywood over the weekend, I thought "Duh, why... READ MORE

The brevity of Taylor Swift's relationships is finally making sense now that we know, thanks to her revealing new music video, that she, in fact, does not have a vagina. What we always suspected. Swift Inc.'s music video teaser... READ MORE

Anyone skeptical of the long-term effects of added hormones in our food just needs to look at these new pap pictures of Justin Bieber, who shows a dec rack while giving the homeless in Santa Monica what they really want. A healthy... READ MORE

I always learned that you're supposed to compliment someone before giving them constructive criticism, and then tack on another compliment at the end, though I can't imagine I'll be able to come up with a second one regarding these new pics... READ MORE