Right on cue, child molester to the star Kevin Spacey has announced that he and his wig will be seeking treatment for addiction to boy holes. Spacey was recently exposed for previously propositioning, and plopping on top of, then fourteen-year-old Broadway... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin reimagined the Powerpuff Girls as broken whores for Halloween last night, wearing everything from thigh-high boots to a bondage collar to really drive the point home that they're gross and desperate. Kendall looks like... READ MORE

With all the fame ho celebrities airing out their vages in hourly rate-ready slut wear this Halloween, who would have thought that the real headline-grabber would be Donald Trump Jr. His father's perfectly-shaped cat anus mouth is always ready for our... READ MORE

Andy Dick rose to what we'll call fame, for lack of a better word, during a time when miniature screeching man-children were all the rage. He's more Tom Green than David Spade, but they're all just awful, and... READ MORE

Football's golden boy and down syndrome success story Peyton Manning may be known for how he once handled the ball on the field while working towards his Heisman or leading the Colts to the Super Bowl, but it's what he does... READ MORE

Celebrity asses are really having to one-up each other in the race to grab headlines, and it looks like Nicki Minaj isn't ready to throw in the towel, even though she's going up against the likes of botched Armenian centaur Kim Kardashian.... READ MORE

Claire Foy is such a prim and proper English rose that she makes Kate Winslet look like a bag of Katie Price's douche juice. Instead of slamming the h8ers with clever hashtags and tearful but defiant Snapchat videos after getting knee... READ MORE

Halloween is a magical time of the year sluts far and wide, but each year, like in a fairytale, a select few sluts are chosen for Internet headlines covering whatever tragic party happened the night before. In this case, it's... READ MORE

Before the rise of social media, aspiring Z-list celebrities had to air out their taints out in the real world to get attention - usually while crashing cars or shopping for bedazzled "cum magnet" onesies from Kitson on Robertson Blvd... READ MORE

While we know that all of the aged 90's actresses out there got together at some point and decided on a standardized face, it would appear now that Khloé Kardashian, Kelly Clarkson, and honestly the rhinestone Sea Witch herself Wynonna... READ MORE