The overt shameless slutiness of the pose Hill struck in her hooker dress signaled the go-ahead for right and left-leaning Internet users alike to sexualize the crap out of Hill, and while some are just proud of the seventy-five-year-old Hill for... READ MORE

Kevin Spacey, we've found your caveat. Things are finally cleared up for those of us confused as to what constitutes as sexual misconduct in Hollywood now that we know it's okay for grown men to make kids kiss even after they express... READ MORE

Thirteen-term Republican Virginia Delegate Robert G. Marshall's dream of only being surrounded by penises in public restrooms as far as the eye can see is now officially dashed thanks to his loss to transgender victor in the 2017 Virginia elections, Danica Roem. Marshall has long preached... READ MORE

Jesus sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake, and he knows where to witness you getting gunned down by a psychopath in a church in Texas. While covering the devastating Sutherland Springs, Texas massacre that left twenty-six... READ MORE

Those of you wondering if Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick is still alive don't necessarily have your answer today, but we do know that he was alive - and kicking, literally - three years ago when he raped actress... READ MORE

Those of you who felt seismic activity at your local DMV probably already know that Khloé Kardashian was clomping around during the filming of Keeping Up With The Kardashians while getting a new license sans the "Odom" name. Her ex Lamar... READ MORE

Britney Spears gave the art world the wake-up call it desperately needed when she painted a breathtaking field of flowers as it would appear on a sheet of stickers. The original video of Spears creating her mentally incapacitated fantasy is what... READ MORE

Couple alert. Andre The Giant was caught looking worse for the wear while stomping through LAX airport next to whore-y ingenue Sophia Hutchins. People have been dying for some sort of Caitlyn Jenner sex story, because the visual is so appealing, and... READ MORE

An explosive new interview with one of Kevin Spacey's fourteen-year-old victims reveals that, while pedophilia is black and white where the law is concerned (as this author feels it should be, duh,) there's a deeper, multifaceted understanding of the perversion,... READ MORE

Today's slamming of the h8ers comes from Modern Family star Sarah Hyland, who suffered a Twitter meltdown after seeing that Life & Style called out her plastic surgery. Alleged plastic surgery. But like, plastic surgery. The magazine known for... READ MORE