Being from Kentucky, Lawrence was obviously sexually abused by her father, leading her to fall for a man who, again, honestly looks like the textbook thumbnail for a middle-aged child molester. Not even funny, just, true. The fact that he... READ MORE

The Renaissance fair sex party known as Game of Thrones has become the go-to series for interfamily dark castle banging, but one of the show's biggest stars, Emilia Clarke, isn't here for your living room erection. Daenerys Targaryen Mother of... READ MORE

Jennifer Larence is claiming her piece of the rapey Hollywood pie by equating her nude pic hacking scandal to an intercontinental gang-bang. The former A-lister was one of the many victims of the Fappening, and while she hasn't actually been... READ MORE

If beauty is pain, then Bella Hadid must be breathtaking, because she looks frankly excruciating in a new Instagram picture documenting her behind-the-scenes undie flashing at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Those who believe a woman's curves should look like boulders hidden under pantyhose are... READ MORE

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due... READ MORE

In addition to packing on fifty pounds over the past decade, Ben Affleck also seems to have packed on a vagina, and he and his puss continued their "The things we would have done if we had known about... READ MORE

Those of you immune to the allure of the dour, out-of-touch, and man-like Jessica Chastain are going to be all over her new spread for Town & Country. The magazine originally dedicated to documenting the going-ons of inbred rich Southern debutants who... READ MORE

The Internet only suffered minor damage after Paper Magazine declared that Nicki Minaj would be following in Kim Kardashian's footsteps by breaking the Internet full stop with a new hypothetically buzz-worthy spread. Turns out it's not even worth filing an insurance... READ MORE

As if this is even news, last night Kim Kardashian took a salty load in her mouth for publicity in front of the cameras. Wild.

No one on this Earth has ever or will ever be more marginalized than Modern Family star Sarah Hyland, who is pretty much nailed to the cross every damn day by all of the h8ers out there criticizing her plastic... READ MORE