Let go of the ones who hurt you
Let go of the ones you outgrow
Let go of the words they hurl your way
as you’re walking out the door
The only thing cut and dry
In this hedge-maze life
Is the fact that their... READ MORE

August Ames is a pornstar who was alive up until yesterday - when she reportedly hung herself after getting into a Twitter brawl over her comments construed as either homophobic or #MeToo-worthy empowering depending on which side you dress on. The... READ MORE

Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake 'n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for... READ MORE

The magazine that your great-grandparents got all of their breaking Dust Bowl news from, Time Magazine, has managed to stay relevant for yet another year by awarding its Person of the Year distinction to a bunch of women who... READ MORE

Kevin Spacey's real-life BFF and the worst chaperone ever, Bryan Singer, is famous for a lot of things - mainly allegedly drugging and defiling teen boys in the 90's - but now he's back in the news for being... READ MORE

I like to believe that Taylor Swift Inc. has reached the Born This Way era of her career - meaning that audiences are getting tired of her schtick, sniffing out the realization that she would refinance their mortgages at low low rates if... READ MORE

Oh you wanted a twist? Starting right now we're going to cover weekend television tits and asses - which we're practically drowning in considering the fact that comedies and dark dramas alike know how to turn a girl out.

You know it's going to be a good day when Britney Spears' handlers sprinkle out a trail of Zoloft to lure her in front of the cameras to sing live. The inexplicably still up and running Spears sports the... READ MORE

Ragged Anne Doll Bella Thorne always manages to one-up her crazy shenanigans - creating Internet buzz and generating comments like "ew" and "I thought she was dead" - and this turn on a giant mechanical penis is no different. The... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen managed to keep her nipples and cellulite at bay, as far as we know, during her Pan Am-themed thirty-second birthday party that people are talking about for some reason. Pan Am harkening back to a time when a... READ MORE