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Sarah Palin – I Can See My Son’s Reckless Assault From My House

December 18, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sarah Palin could be living off of polar bear flesh on an ice floe somewhere and no one would know or care, so she should be thankful that her son is basically Maury Povich or Dr. Phil's wet dream... READ MORE

Open Post: How Much Would You Need To Get Paid Off To Be Sexually Assaulted?

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Let's assume the person accosting you is pretty gross, like John Goodman or Khloé Kardashian, because you can't really be harassed by an attractive person. That's called a compliment. Ideally, I would have a Gwenyth Paltrow-level of payoff from being... READ MORE

Free Lobotomies With Gigi Hadid’s Hot Party Tips

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well my apologies to Bella Hadid, because while I've been making fun of her for being a botched whore Japanese sex robot, which obviously she is, her sister Gigi Hadid has apparently been providing the most brain dead interviews... READ MORE

Super Size Me Guy Super Size Fame Ho Rape Confession

December 14, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Three thousand years ago a guy named Morgan Spurlock released the documentary Super Size Me, in which he ate McDonald's for a month straight and gained weight. Kelly Clarkson does the same thing and she doesn't get notoriety for... READ MORE

Gwen Stefani Loves That Blake Shelton Is Deep Fried Oklahoma Trash

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It's fun! I love finding the stash of onion rings he keeps in his taint! Nom nom nom.

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Icky Azalea Frankly Disturbing In New Selfie

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Since apparently Bella Hadid's tits were too blasé for you guys yesterday, today we're upping the ante with an Icky Azalea botched Instagram selfie that will make your peen question science, humanity, and Tijuana plastic surgeon ethics, and then seek therapy and head online... READ MORE

Blind Item: Director And B-List Wife Holiday Wine Bottle Hurling

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Which director chucked a bottle of wine at his B-list wife before she slashed him with the broken glass? Your guess is as good as mine with this blind item.

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Bella Hadid Robo Boobs In New York City

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beep boop bop boop beep. Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid let her tits spill out all over Brooklyn yesterday while recharging her batteries on the set of some porn photo shoot. People legitimately seem to care about these... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Told To Pipe Down By A-list Actor

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Oh no he didn't. An unnamed A-list actor who seems to have a good head on his shoulders told Jessica Chastain to STFU after she discovered that Twitter is the perfect medium to open a heartfelt socio-political discourse. And of course to... READ MORE

Yes, We See Your Armpit Hair Gigi Hadid (VIDEO)

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lesser of two evils Gigi Hadid landed a video for the LOVE Advent Calendar, and is making herself stand out from the hordes of other powerful women with important things to say by flashing her armpit hair during a sweaty,... READ MORE

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