If watching The Crown has taught us anything it's that Matt Smith is as ugly as damn sin and that the success of the Royal Family hinges on their image as the standard of class, elegance, and timelessness. And since... READ MORE

When Jesus was getting his eyes eaten by birds up on the cross his greatest hope was that someday a strung out twink would hashtag his name on a whiteboard alongside a manic misspelled cult rant.

Maria Menounos is still making the brain tumor rounds even after having it removed during a surgery this past June, and she talks even more about her brain cancer in the January/February issue of Women's Health. Health. Irony. Menounos goes as... READ MORE

"One person who won't be coming forward recounting his time on the casting couch is this A- list dual threat actor who has a big franchise in his past and is currently on a hit pay cable show. He came literally... READ MORE

Woke pile of glitter and broken dreams Katy Perry is apparently still with us - something I as well as the rest of the world literally forgot about since her turd soup album Witness dropped - and still apparently has the ability... READ MORE

Alex, what is a body of water I wouldn't go in for a million dollars? The Willis sisters always look like someone just poured a bucket of water on their heads, so they're more than recognizable in this new... READ MORE

Former actress Sophia Bush managed to follow up her success on One Tree Hill with a lead role on the hit series Chicago PD, but left that as well as her career in general behind after some unknown thing happened... READ MORE

To say that a lot of media attention recently has gone towards men who have whipped out their penises and masturbated into potted plants in front of women is an understatement, and now our bloated savior Matt Damon is... READ MORE

Television this weekend was full of tit, with the usual suspect series delivering all that we've come to expect with our cable packages. The Girlfriend Experience brought five-inch-long nips from Louisa Krause while Carmen Ejogo was all about the old man porking half areola. Shanola Hampton... READ MORE

The current forty-fifth season of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes has seen the brothel mates learning about homelessness on Skid Row - with Beast saying “I think people are blind and kind of like to live in their bubble and ignore what’s really... READ MORE