As a piece of piping hot white Appalachian trash, I have been to the original Corbin, KY location of fast food chain KFC numerous times, and judging by the abundance of rebel flags and blown out trailers scattering the area,... READ MORE

The recent Vanity Fair cover making the rounds for its body positivity – namely for celebrating Reese Witherspoon’s three legs and Oprah Winfrey’s three hands – was originally supped to be even crappier with the inclusion of James Franco,... READ MORE

Nothing makes Hollywood life seem more glamorous than videos of celebs getting accosted by interviewers praying that they get punched in the face or ran over by Justin Bieber so they can sell their footage and put food on the... READ MORE

Talk about a milkmaid. Amirite fellas. Harvey Weinstein’s former assistant Sandeep Rehal is getting in on the sue-y action by claiming that Weinstein committed a grab bag of sexual offenses towards her, which don’t necessarily read as illegal, but do... READ MORE

Celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz has entered the DGAF years of her prestigious career, and for her most recent star-studded Vanity Fair cover, rolled up to the set for ten seconds, snapped a pic with her iPhone X, texted it... READ MORE

I hereby sentence Bella Thorne to life in prison without lipgloss and cocaine for the most heinous rap case this court has seen since Iggy Azalea crawled out of a bin of rejected doll parts. The sassy starlet is doing everything... READ MORE

Now that we’ve already seen the goods about forty-five times, Kim Kardashian doesn’t really possess the power to break the Internet, but she’s sure doing whatever damage she can on Instagram. The majestic centaur isn’t letting motherhood slow her... READ MORE

Bella Hadid obviously isn’t PETA-friendly, because she stepped out on the streets of NYC sporting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man carcas as a coat. Sick bitch. We shouldn’t really give a crap what Hadid wears on here, but we should be bothered... READ MORE

Well here’s someone in need of a good ribbing. Even though his appearance is jarring. No but the self-described Human Ken Doll – real name Rodrigo Alves – is a walking abortion and a true affront to humanity, God,... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner is still holding out confirming the antichrist plotting its worldwide takeover in her ovaries until she can exploit it for all its worth on Keeping Up With The Prostitutes. But that doesn’t mean that the pap smears... READ MORE