Walking and wheezing carton of unfiltered Parliament cigarettes* Lindsay Lohan stars in an upcoming MTV reality series based on her life of getting railed by sex traffickers on yachts, called Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. (It’s actually about the... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Dec 13, 2018 at 2:17pm PST   Well it’s a Jenndashian day. Kanye West has already probably Silence Of The Lambs-ed Kim Kardashian after once... READ MORE

  After Kanye West eventually kills himself after Silencing Of The Lambs-ing his entire family, people better not have the audacity to act surprised. The man is obviously going through a complete psychological meltdown, but we’re still giving his statements... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   TFW you feel it so hard that you take it from stories to feed A post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on Nov 24, 2018 at 1:23pm PST   I’m so damn... READ MORE

Bipolar Fentanyl addict public masturbator child sex offender much? READ MORE

"You look so beautiful, and those... uh... shoes make you look really sexy." READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Dec 11, 2018 at 6:34pm PST   Almost exactly a year ago Britney Spears documented a case of the Christmas runs on Instagram, and... READ MORE

  Netflix is the place to see ample poutines in My Bloody Valentine and some boobs in Breath. On Amazon Prime it’s all the amazing nudity from Heather Graham and Julianne Moore and huge scary tits in The Girl From the Naked... READ MORE

Though the real mystery today is what the hell is going on with that guy who used to date Ariana Grande's hair. Ugh what is his NAME? Ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pablo Davenport was... READ MORE

...But five minutes Ms. G did not have, as she was arrested for "...battery, assault, cruelty to a child, and false imprisonment." READ MORE