Nicki Minaj wore a sheer dress with snakes all over it to show off her tits. The snakes symbolize temptation. Her tits symbolize advances in modern plastic surgery sciences. Together, they form the ancient crest of a one night... READ MORE

Texas Teacher Katherine Harper boinked a young boy on the tennis team. Now she's pregnant. How's that "we only kissed" defense going?

Ireland Baldwin is tall and primed for a career in the bikini modeling industry. It was that or robotics. Like the world needs more robotics engineers.

Rita Ora took her giant bikinied titties on vacation to the Maldives. Still can't name a single one of her songs, but the bigger her cleavage gets, the more you have to respect the musician within.

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders bikini together in Bimini. It's like they don't even give a shit about what happens to Tony Romo.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is 180 pounds of bald clingy British dude away from being perfect. Assuming she's given up the acting altogether. 

White House fence jumper Marci Wahl is bat shit crazy, but surprisingly slender and good looking when washed. Her astrology healing videos are insane. She's also a Trump supporter.

Arianny Celeste let her titties free in the ancient Mayan city of Tulum. She's part Mexican so this is allowed. Also, her body is amazing. Note to chubby German eco-tourists. You don't have the same privileges.

Orange Is The New Black Latina prisoner Jackie Cruz shows off her body in Mexico. Visit a woman's prison sometime if you'd like the real cock deflating truth about how almost every single female prisoner really looks. Bring cookies.

Sometimes in life, you have such amazing taboo  sex that you smile right through your mugshot.