Adriana Lima's job is to show up to events, strike a pose, and let guys imagine fucking her. The hours are rough, but the pay is good and virtual spooge doesn't leave any stains. READ MORE

Will Ferrell has backed out of a project in which he would have played Ronald Reagan in the depths of Alzheimer's Disease...for laughs. People in Hollywood still hate Reagan but for a moment forgot about all of the studio... READ MORE

Tiny comedian Katt Williams was arrested again for assault in a seafood restaurant. This guy is really racking up the arrests. They should give him a frequent felon punch card. READ MORE