Robin Thicke started dating young model April Love Geary after his wife tossed him for boozing too much and cumming on the masseuse. To his credit, he remains with her to this day. She's almost old enough to drink now.

Karrueche Tran is a good looking woman with a Chris Brown problem. It's like herpes, if the flareups got you shot outside a restaurant one night by a crying skinny guy in a shitty ski mask. 

Joanna Krupa has been accused of many things. Some along the lines of Melania Trump. Some along the lines of a can of tuna left out on the counter over a lost weekend. She's never not been accused of... READ MORE

Danielle Knudson in a bikini is completely breathtaking. You're going to want to self-asphyxiate regardless to increase the pleasure. She's Canadian. She gets it.

Britney Spears will never have a model's body. Nor will she ever sing like somebody who was actually born to sing. But if a blind guy keeps taking swings and hitting home runs, you leave him in the lineup.

Ariel Winter switches seamlessly between asking everybody to stop talking about her boobs and showing them off. Everyone knows which side of that argument pays better.

Michelle Rodriguez shows what a bikini body is supposed to look like.

Billie Lourd bikinis with eternally shirtless boyfriend Taylor Lautner in St. Barts. Get off on either one. Nobody's judging. Though definitely tracking, in case we do begin the eugenics one day.

You don't hear much about Ashley Tisdale these days. Also, you don't hear much about people concerned with not hearing much about Ashley Tisdale these days. Still, she's kept a slamming body since her cheerleader TV show days.

The other, other sister, Kourtney Kardashian, bikinis with ex Scott Disick in Hawaii. Expect a fourth bastard baby shortly. Disick or the room service guy. Put up or shut up.