The Kardashian sisters vacation in Mexico in bikinis, as the God of Whores intended.  

Emily Ratajkowki bikinis in Malibu with her boyfriend. 

 Hailey Baldwin and Sara Sampaio frolic on the beach in bikinis in this sexy shoot. Only girls can truly frolic. A man who frolics is no man at all.

The incomparable Bella Thorne shared her bikinied goodies on social media. Technically, she's comparable since there are a hundred chicks doing the exact same thing at the same time looking equally as good. But fuck you, I get points for big... READ MORE

Toni Garrn used that DiCaprio peen as a launching pad for greater modeling fame and fortune. In-kind payments are truly the best. Especially since Paypal won't cover transactions in the sex worker industry.

Vapid sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian bikini together in Mexico. The photos shocked the world as nobody had seen their bare asses for over a week and were worried the Venezuelan rubber nationalization might've caused some undue consequences.

Demi Lovato is torn between body shaming rants and posing in twisted contortions half naked to make you want to imagine her as your 2037 robot mistress. It's a tough balancing act. But only if you find the first... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak is returning to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The decision coming after her husband became NFL unemployed and all of her LinkedIn suggest jobs involved hooking in the Gulf states.

Dakota Jonhon may be the last woman in Hollywood without fake tits. It's an extremely noble gesture. Sad that she'll never work again after 50 Shades.

Nicki Minaj covers her giant titties with her hands. They keep making the breasts bigger. The hands stay the same.